Hey tubby, put down that McNuggetini for 3 seconds so I can gloat at you. See, I can totally call you tubby now and act extremely judgemental in regards to your personal food choices, as I have lost 3 inches off my waist and 2.5 inches off my hips in the last 30 days. I have also gained 1 inch on my left leg and left bicep. WTF? Trainer Leo says that's me "evening out"--I say it's me mutating into a weird big-left-legged mutant. So I suppose I should refrain from calling you names as me and my freakishly mammoth left appendages currently reside in a glass house.
Tuesday, March 3, 2009
Losin' it.
Hey tubby, put down that McNuggetini for 3 seconds so I can gloat at you. See, I can totally call you tubby now and act extremely judgemental in regards to your personal food choices, as I have lost 3 inches off my waist and 2.5 inches off my hips in the last 30 days. I have also gained 1 inch on my left leg and left bicep. WTF? Trainer Leo says that's me "evening out"--I say it's me mutating into a weird big-left-legged mutant. So I suppose I should refrain from calling you names as me and my freakishly mammoth left appendages currently reside in a glass house.
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