Suggested Halloween Viewing

You're so lucky. I've done all the work for you. I've sat through countless hours of horror movies throughout my life. I'm like Joel on the Satellite of Love except I can't relax because I have to worry about how I eat and sleep and I have no robot friends, and also, I watched all of the movies I've watched without being forced to by an evil scientist. But other than that -- totally Joel-like. I eat horror movies up like Smarties of crappiness. (The especially awful movies being white Smarties). It's sick.

I present to you, after 29 years of horror, my Halloween 2008 viewing list:

1. Silver Bullet
2. Zombie
3. They Live
4. The Sentinel
5. Night of the Living Dead
6. Them!
7. Dog Soldiers
8. The Signal
9. 28 Days Later
10. Alien
11. The Last Man On Earth
12. Day of the Triffids